NRCC fakes a Pelosi e-mail to criticize stimulus

Dear Naive Republican,

Many
of you have been asking, “Where are the jobs?” But what you fail to
realize is no one needs a job when the federal government takes care of
you.

A few years ago when Republicans were in control of
Congress, we all needed a job, because the government was not trying to
control all aspects of your personal and professional life.

But
don’t worry! Democrats are in control now, and we are making everything
better. Want to know how? We are creating a dependence on the
government and we are succeeding – just look at how great things are
one year after Democrats passed the ultra-successful stimulus bill.

Now
nearly 1 in 10 people don’t have a job, but we’re not concerned, why
else would we have ignored them for over a year after we passed our
successful stimulus bill.

Our stimulus plan has been so
successful that we are using taxpayer money to fly Democrats all around
the country today to make sure people know just how successful we have
been. We have even been able to schedule these meetings during the day
since so many people have free time on their hands.

Democrats
continue to save this country through tax hikes and government
bailouts. It worked during the Carter Administration and it is working
better than ever now.

Please forward this message to all of
your unemployed friends and let them know how the Democratic Party is
working for Americans.

Sincerely,

“Nancy Pelosi”

P.S.
This would be funny if it weren’t so tragic. The truth is Democrats
have failed America and are now in full damage control mode, attempting
to spin the real problems that Americans face. Problems they have
ignored or failed to solve. The time has come to retire the real Nancy
Pelosi and take back America.