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Stephanopoulos Offers Gregory Luck “But Not Too Much”

The well wishes are already pouring in for new “Meet the Press” host David Gregory.

ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, the host of rival Sunday morning show “This Week,” wrote a blog post offering Gregory luck “but not too much” and composed a Top Ten list of things Gregory should keep in mind about his new job:

Ten Things David Gregory Needs to Know

10.) Monday night is the new Saturday
9.) Saturday Night Live is a pretty cool wake-up call
8.) Dennis Kucinich is a biter
7.) You’ll never have to anchor another car chase — ever
6.) No more OJ stories either
5.) Remember to wink at the camera when you say “stimulus package”
4.) Never let Chuck Todd drive you to work
3.) Don’t sit Doris Kearns Goodwin next to David Broder. Long story
2.) Rapping with Karl Rove is a guaranteed bump during sweeps
1.) Most important, don’t forget we move our clocks back next Sunday.

“Seriously, David, you’re about to get one of the best jobs in journalism. Good luck (but not too much). George Stephanopoulos”