Last call for 50 Most Beautiful nominations

Time is almost up to nominate your picks for The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful, and we’re still sorting through some of the LOL-triggering ones we’ve already received.

Friday is the last day to get those picks in.

{mosads}While you’re busy putting together those nominations, here are a few hilarious ones we’ve received that can serve as some inspiration, including one for an apparently head-turning pooch:

•“Ever since Tinder started charging $20/month for their services for folks over 30, [the nominee’s] typical rotation of dates has dwindled from 5 per week to a measly 2. We’re hoping being named one of The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful will help him find the woman of his dreams or at least the woman for Thursday night. Maybe then he’ll lighten up a little bit in the office.”

•“As a former congressional staffer, [the canine nominee] spent his days napping in a desk drawer in-between meetings with prominent repuglicans in the House. As a private sector pug, he continues to maintain those strong connections and visits the hill quite frequently.”

•“After way too many years of being overlooked, my fans and I have had it. So we’re setting aside my considerable modesty and putting me forward this year. It’s way overdue… P.S. I’m definitely six feet tall.”

•“She is a lover of liberty, lavender, and a fine macaron.”

•”He’s the best thing to leave Huntsville on a rocket ship since the Apollo 16 command module.”

•”It’s inevitable that she will be on this list at one point in her career, so you might as well get it out of the way now, so that you can claim (wrongly) that the Hill discovered her before she was someone (even though she already is someone).”

•”I am nominating him anyway because he looks like a combination of Tom Cotton, Aaron Schock, and Jesus (amirite?)”

•”She is quite the hottie and that is coming from a gay Democrat!”

•”He looks damn good in a seersucker suit and, if you’re lucky, you’ll see it for yourself every Wednesday this summer. “

•“Her stories and high jinks are much to behold.

You wouldn’t even believe half the stories she’s told.

She will give you plenty to print, of that there’s no doubt.

She’s what the Hill’s Most Beautiful should be all about.”

 There’s still time — although not much — to get those nominations in for our 2015 list. Anyone who works in politics is eligible and only needs to be nominated once to be considered. As evidenced above, self-nominations are also welcome.

 Be sure to include the person’s name, place of employment, contact information and a high-quality photo, and send nominations to 50MB@digital-staging.thehill.com.