Getting to know Christine O’Donnell

Christine O’Donnell, Delaware’s new Republican Senate candidate, says she wants
voters to get to know her. OK, let’s help her out. Here’s Christine O’Donnell
in her own words.

On MTV, she said all sex outside of marriage is immoral — and so is
masturbation. Patriotic Americans and true Christians, she believes, must
engage in neither. Strange platform to run on, even in Delaware, but whatever
floats your boat. Or doesn’t.

On “Politically Incorrect,” she said it’s never OK to tell a lie. Never, never,
never. Not even to help hide Jews from Hitler.

On “Politically Incorrect,” she also said: “I dabbled into witchcraft, but I
never joined a coven.” In fact, she admitted, “I was a witch.” And: “One of my
first dates was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it.”

On C-SPAN, she asserted that women have no place in the military and that West
Point had to dumb down its standards in order to accommodate female candidates.

As early as 2007, on “The O’Reilly Factor,” she announced her opposition to
stem cell research because of scientific research already under way. “American
scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals,” she told an
incredulous Falafel Bill, “and coming up with mice with fully functioning human
brains.”

On “The O’Reilly Factor,” she also condemned condoms as “anti-human” and
insisted there was nothing wrong with people getting pregnant.

Yes, Christine, we are getting to know you.

In fact, we know you well enough already to know that anybody who would support
you for U.S. Senate, let alone consider voting for you, should have their head
examined.

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