Let’s broadcast the John Edwards sex tapes

Right now Americans are enduring endless replays of the Balloon Boys, the Salahis sashaying uninvited to the White House (complete with important congressional hearings to grab a little cable time). We already enjoy the latest count of Tiger Woods’s misstresses, and the Democratic and Republican strategists debating sweet nothings, not to mention the members of the House and Senate on TV telling angry Americans how great they are.

I think America deserves a higher standard of entertainment and information. Be honest. Wouldn’t you love to know what John Edwards does when the cameras aren’t rolling? Don’t you agree you might learn a few tricks that might up your sex lives with the one you love?

Sure would be great for residuals, right?

One of my big projects for this year will be to discuss the future of media. Why does Fox News have ratings so far above the others? Why does Air America perpetually go bankrupt? Why are Americans so distrustful of media today? What are the next new frontiers for social networking, cable news, talk radio, the daily newspapers and network television?

Let’s have a serious discussion about the future of media. Isn’t there something wrong when the National Enquirer might win the Pulitzer while mainstream media imitate the Enquirer?

Inquiring minds want to discuss, and in the meantime, let’s go the distance and broadcast the John Edwards sex tapes unedited. Enjoy.