It Starts in Unity and Ends in Defeat

It was very exciting, seeing Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama standing side by side for party unity, in Unity, N.H.

The location, of course, was carefully chosen to match the event. Where else but in a town called Unity could they so well put on a public display of unity? But now the big question is: Where else should they appear together?

To continue the winning theme, after Unity, New Hampshire, I would suggest Magic, Idaho. They might also consider swinging by Inspiration, Arizona, and Paradise, California. And, while they’re at it, why not Bravo, Alabama?

Among places to avoid, I would strongly suggest: Double Trouble, New Jersey; Toast, North Carolina; Liars Corner, Ohio; and Idiot Creek, Oregon.

And, if I were planning Barack and Hillary’s future joint appearances, I would absolutely veto Poopout Hill, California; Intercourse, Pennsylvania; and French Lick, Indiana.

Whatever else happens, they should definitely expose the lies of John McCain in Truth and Consequences, New Mexico; make one last campaign stop in Climax, Kansas; and gather together on election day in Celebration, Florida.

Meanwhile, John McCain can lick his wounds in Defeated, Tennessee.

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