Neil deGrasse Tyson: Santa’s North Pole home will be a victim of climate change
All this talk about Polar Bears suffering with Global Warming — nobody thinks about Santa, the Arctic’s most famous resident
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa’s North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. Soon we’ll see photos of him clutched to an ice floe.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
Santa is pale because he’s in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And he delivers gifts only at night
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
Never understood why an overweight Arctic toymaker delivers Christmas gifts rather than representations of the Three Wise Men
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table rather than milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
Male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in winter. All Santa’s reindeer, Rudolph too, are therefore female.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2015
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